Saturday, May 20, 2006
Vanderbilt Closes English Department
In a stunning announcement , Chancellor Gee announced that Vanderbilt University will no longer have a English Department. BVD asked the chancellor to explain.
Gee : Ass you already know , the Mexican people now have a voice in our government and they have made it very clear , that to impose the english language on their culture would constitute racisism
BVD : So what happens now ?
Gee : Our English professors will be replaced with Spanish professors , and we will have a new , approved and improved Spanish Department.
Gee : Ass you already know , the Mexican people now have a voice in our government and they have made it very clear , that to impose the english language on their culture would constitute racisism
BVD : So what happens now ?
Gee : Our English professors will be replaced with Spanish professors , and we will have a new , approved and improved Spanish Department.
