Saturday, May 20, 2006
VANDERBILT TRAUMA DOC MAKES ANOTHER FIRST
At a special press conference , Vanderbilt Trauma Doc Morris told everyone , that he had found Chairman Thaxton's mental problem. By using state of the art bio mechanical biometrics with co operation from Vanderbilt Hospital Channel One ( VH1 ) , Doc Morris proudly explained he has found Thaxton's brain waves.
Pictured is a highly enhanced , digitaly pixeled tv picture. Ass you can see , Thaxton's thought processes are similar to the broadcast signals from COMCAST. It's no wonder he can't think.
When asked if Morris knew what the cause was , he replied , " Look's to me like he does'nt have anything to think with , could be a birth defect. I have applied for research money to study this anomaly further. "
