Saturday, June 11, 2011
Incident at Bonnaroo 2011
Manchester , Tennessee - BVD Bloggtographer reporting on an incident at Bonnaroo 2011 , this is a story the news media will not cover. During a night with high winds , lightning popping all around and the thunder knocking down tents , Sarah Hutchinson , Vanderbilt Trauma Rauma Mauma , aka the Manager , suddenly found herself alone and stranded inside a locked Port-O-Let without food , a man or even paper. Her Trauma Rauma ( pat. pending ) flashlight had died due to having out of Trauma season batteries. By using the stormy lightning flashes to see with , she accidentally fell in while attempting to get out. Only by using her trusty Vanderbilt Victorinox All in One Trauma Rauma Knife , was she able to extricate herself from a Shitty situation. ( and also owing thanks to a lucky lightning strike by waving her knife around inside ) People who saw her , did not ask questions.
BVD : Sarah , what were you doing in that Shitter ?
Sarah : I was looking for Jimmy Hoffa , wanna help ?
