Sunday, July 30, 2006
City Finds Highway Overcrowding Solution
City of Franklin Governor Jay Johnson has stated in an unofficial official manner , that he alone has found the reason for Franklin 's highways and byways being overcrowded. It's called the Bethlehem Fish Fry. People from all over the country drive , hike , and even walk to this once a year fish migration to Bethlehem's church. When asked about the rest of the year's overcrowded highways , Mr. Johnson assured everyone , the city would get billed for this years underfunding highway engineering programs and a counciling bill for this year's overflow management for getting all those people to this year's fish fry. Ass for the overcrowded streets during the rest of the year , Mr. Johnson assured everyone , the fish fry was a once a year thing , not including the people going home on Friday afternoons
