Saturday, July 08, 2006
Goodwill Industries
There are 2 types of employees at Goodwill - management and monkeys.
Goodwill has employees with 15 loyal years of service and they still make $5.45 an hour.
Their manager , Mike , would rather raise hell with the employees , than spend time with his wife. It's amusing to him , everytime he pisses on someone.
Goodwill is a family affair. The pay is " Good " too , just look at their cars.
Vanderbilt Civil Engineers designed their new building and they can't fix the leaky roof and the loading docks are a well designed Greek Tragedy.
Goodwill could do things better , butt why , afterall , that would cost money. Buying a new car every year has priority , and there's those pay raises to consider. Meanwhile , employees don't get pay raises.
When Goodwill accidentally hires someone with brains , management gets rid of them , immediately !
Goodwill has broken many commercial vehicle laws. Sometimes , there are fines up to 4,000$ dollars. They always get off without paying. ( why do they bother to write them )
The really nice point about Goodwill - you can unload your unused stuff lying around and get a tax break for turning it in. They don't take everything , so call ahead before dragging it over.