Franklin , Tennessee - I'm a HAPPY CAT. A really nice person rescued me from the local animal shelter. I'll repay the kindness by stealing their pillows , warm their favorite chair , lie across their feet while they sleep , chase the laser , eat the mice , claw the legs on bill collectors , dump the trash onto the floor , hide hairballs in his shoes , bite the noisy neighbor's dog , purrrr like crazy in their ear when they want to sleep , wake them up with a head butt , tap the keyboard a few times while this gets typed and lay in their lap while hiding the TV remote.
Of course , Peaches is smiling from passing gas.
# posted by Jerry Horne @ 5:25 AM