Friday, July 28, 2006
McKay's Mills Cats Found
McKay's Mill in Franklin - BVD Bloggtographer. After constant complaining and nagging about her neighbor's cats , Ms. Fingerfoogle was finally smiling when all the cats disappeared. People were quietly finger pointing at Ms. Fingerfoogle ass the culprit responsible for the lose of their loved ones all over the community ass there was'nt a cat to be found for miles around , until last night around about 9 p.m. Ms. Fingerfoogle let out a blood curdling scream into the 911 telephone , the one outside the old McKay's place. The police were immediately dispatched to the screaming scene. All the missing cats in the neighborhood were found in Fingerfoogle's fridge , chilling and eating frozen desserts , while keeping cool in this hot weather. Meanwhile , Ms. Fingerfoogle is facing several criminal charges including catnapping. The judge was heard to say " I want her buried so deep under the jail , no one will ever have to hear her screaching voice again."
The local high school kids denied knowledge of knowing anything and showed their report cards to prove it.
