Monday, July 31, 2006
Today's News I'm Sad To Say
Franklin 's Governor Jay Johnson got all hunched over hearing Metro was going to get Brentwood 's sewer money.
Franklin will start using Brentwood 's idea of using written surveys in hopes that complaints against the police department will drop.
Jay Johnson has learned that Tennessee 's teacher standards are soooo loooooooow , he qualifies to teach. His office secretary printed him the needed liscence so he can legally be around the young illegals to teach the birds and the bees. Johnson later stated , " It's a better reason explaining his soiled pants to his wife than loosing the Brentwood sewer money. "
The good folks at Nolensville want to expand. Scott Revoir of EXCEL Dirt Inc. remarked , " If I can screw people over a piece of dirt , then we can elect our own governor to legally screw anyone over a piece of dirt , just like in Franklin. "
Meanwhile , where UN relief trucks started to convoy into the areas hit most , the trucks stopped before reaching their destination because Conde Rice had not told the Israeli military aircraft not to fire on UN convoys.
Franklin will start using Brentwood 's idea of using written surveys in hopes that complaints against the police department will drop.
Jay Johnson has learned that Tennessee 's teacher standards are soooo loooooooow , he qualifies to teach. His office secretary printed him the needed liscence so he can legally be around the young illegals to teach the birds and the bees. Johnson later stated , " It's a better reason explaining his soiled pants to his wife than loosing the Brentwood sewer money. "
The good folks at Nolensville want to expand. Scott Revoir of EXCEL Dirt Inc. remarked , " If I can screw people over a piece of dirt , then we can elect our own governor to legally screw anyone over a piece of dirt , just like in Franklin. "
Meanwhile , where UN relief trucks started to convoy into the areas hit most , the trucks stopped before reaching their destination because Conde Rice had not told the Israeli military aircraft not to fire on UN convoys.
