Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Vanderbilt Research Moves Forward
Vanderbilt University Medical Center - BVD News , Vanderbilt Trauma Doc Morris reports the differences between men and women , for robotic applications , has been established.
Doc Morris stated , " This is a major step forward for the Vanderbilt community , in it's efforts to reduce the need for biomedical mechanical draggers , staff and such. ( aka , employees ) It is obvious , in order to cut future operating expenses , men will be cheaper to own and operate. Just one flick of the switch and you've got free labor without all those female warm up problems , moody wirings , constant need for calibration , vocal squeals , missed adjustments , wrong voltages , or even AC/DC programming problems "
BVD : What will your robot use for an intelligence medium ?
Morris : That's a no brainer. Using Chairman Thackston , from the Engineering School , ass a working model , we developed a brainless gelatin based jello for it's mass media.
BVD : That's not very intelligent
Morris : Does'nt have to be , that's why we chose Thackston for this research.
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on the bright side, though, for three or four days each month, female robots make efficient and effective killing machines ;-)
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