Thursday, September 21, 2006
Flags , Flags , and more FLAGS
Nolensville , Tennessee - BVD News , if you were at Suzi Tant's Nursery and could'nt find anything , you were not alone. It seems someone planted American flags all around the nursery and with the wind causing the flags to flap around in people's faces , no one could see anything they wanted to buy.
Suzi was telling customers there was a special buy one get one free flag day for today only. The problem is , Tant's Nursery is inside Nolensville City limits which only allows one and a half flags per person , per ID on a person's hand. There were not enough illegals to keep her out of trouble. The Chief of police of Nolensville went on record stating the flags were an eyesore , and he was also getting complaints from some of the illegal residents saying they were tired of being forced to look at the flags while they did their shopping. The police chief told Suzi that Nolensville was moving up in the world and there was no room for people like her to show off the flag in such a patriotic manor.
Suzi said next month , she would have a special on Mexican flags , which are outside and above American laws