AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Nashville , Tennessee - BVD News walking with the governor to his next appoinment.
BVD : Thank you for seeing me Governor
Bredesen : What can I do for you today , I'm on a very busy schedule.
BVD : Yes sir , with the governor's election coming up , how do you feel about the remarks regarding your removing terminal patients from TennCare.
Bredesen : Well , terminal is the medical word for the living dead , which means their ass is good ass dead. If you look at the fine print , you'll find TennCare does pay for them to have a cremation.
BVD : What about your disregard for the needs of Tennessee veterans. The VA these days is'nt living up to their promise of helping them
Bredesen : That's between the veterans and their government. Tennessee did not hire them ass soldiers and therefore Tennessee is not responsible for their wounds and besides , I don't have time for loosers.
BVD : People noticed your praise for Saturn creating 5,000 jobs. Those jobs were given to UAW members , Tennesseans were not in those 5,000 hired , how can you....
Bredesen : Look , Saturn can hire who ever they feel is proper to work for them.
BVD : I see , so much for Tennesseans. How are your HMO companies doing ?
Bredesen : Great , heh , heh , heh , just great. ( large smile )
BVD : When are you going to finish cleaning up the Tennessee Safety Department
Bredesen : That's done ass far ass I'm concerned. People need to be more safe on Tennessee's highways. When a trooper pulls you over , I suggest you have a condum handy in case he does'nt have one. Look , I'm really busy , nice to have had this little chat with you.

Pictured is Bredesen making promises with his fingers crossed behind his back