Friday, September 29, 2006

 

Marijuana Research Conducted at Vanderbilt



Vanderbilt University , BVD News - in a press statement released thru Vanderbilt University Public Affairs with co operation from Vanderbilt's Marijuana Distribution/Quality Control Division , it has been disclosed that Mrs. Gee , the wife of Vanderbilt's Chancellor Gee , has actually been doing medical research involving the use of marijuana.
This statement came forward after The Wall Street Journal ratted on Mrs. Gee for her use of marijuana , which is illegal in the State of Tennessee and is also against the law. Despite the fact , their stock in question , saw a 16 % increase , over the past 5 trading days. Supposedly , in this country , no one is above the law and people were quick to point this out.
Mr. Schoenfeld , of Vanderbilt's Public Affairs Department said somehow this press release had gotten itself buried under other paper work and was misplaced and he apologized to Mrs. Gee for the misunderstanding about her involvement and use of marijuana.
BVD : Mr. Schoenfeld , what's the date on that news release
Schoenfeld : ( looks at the paper ) It has September 29 of 2006 at the top here
BVD : Thank you sir for clearing up this matter

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