Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Thackston Getz Rejected
Vanderbilt University Medical Center - BVD , Chairman Thackston , Vanderbilt School of Engineering , was suffering from severe dejection rejection. BVD got the only interview.
BVD : Chairman Thackston , what's with these blue lights ?
CT : Those are black lights. They bring out the blue in you.
BVD : What's this rejection thing you are so dejected about ?
CT : The Med Center was doing experimental brain cell injections into monkeys to boost their intelligence....................
BVD : OK , and what does this have to do with you ? You're with Vanderbilt Engineering.
CT : Yeah , well , Doctor Morris from the Vanderbilt Trauma Center said I would be the perfect donor to give the brain cells........
BVD : Wow. That's great Mr. Chairman , that's quite an honor. Butt , why are you so moody ?
CT : Because those monkeys demonstrated they already possess a superior intellect by rejecting my brain cells
