AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Franklin , Tennessee - one evening after shift
Commander Barnes : ( inhales ) Man.....that was a hell of a thing you did to assault that EMT
Officer Richards : ( cough ) yeah...oh mannn....( cough ) this is goooood.....he was'nt one of us
Barnes : Oh well...man this is good shit ( inhales )
Richards : What do you think about Metro hiring marijuana offenders ?
Barnes : Franklin Police is a progressive police department. It's just a matter of time before all the police departments across this country follow our lead
Richards : I never thought I'd be smoking shit this good
Barnes : It's just one of the many perks of being a Franklin police officer
Richards : That new guy you hired says he found out the date for that shipment
Barnes : Yeah ? ( inhales )
Richards : He says it's top grade plus
Barnes : Top grade plus ? That's a term used by Vanderbilt. We better find out if that belongs to Vanderbilt. I don't want no beef with the Vanderbilt police. This might be a shipment we should leave alone.
Richards : Oh Maannn , I'm getting a really bad case of the munchies ( inhales )
Barnes : Not a prob bro , look here. ( Lifts up a lid to a box on the floor )
Richards : ( looks inside and sees all kinds of snacks ) Wow oh wow , where'd that come from ?
Barnes : An officer took it from a snack vendor in exchange for not writing a ticket.