Saturday, October 07, 2006

 

Interview with House Speaker Hastert

Washington D. C. to Franklin , Tennessee via satellite - BVD News , the House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R) spoke with BVD
BVD : So , you have decided to take responsiblity for Foley's actions
Hastert : Yes , that is correct
BVD : So , you are stepping down from being the House Speaker
Hastert : NO , I'm not going to do that
BVD : What are you going to do
Hastert : I have told you , I'm taking responsibility
BVD : So , that's it ? Nothing happens ?
Hastert : Look , Foley is getting rehab. What more do you want ?
BVD : I was talking in reference to Foley being a pedophile
Hastert : Look , I was a football coach for young people and it was'nt a problem then. Why should it be one now ? Besides , the boy was 16 years old and this is afterall Washington D. C.
BVD : What will happen to the PAGE Program ?
Hastert : Nothing changes. That program has taught many good Republicans how to get things done here on Capital Hill. Besides , give this country another 20 years of this kind of sex stories and it will become considered normal behavior. Have you noticed how this country no longer looks at marijuana use ass being illegal ? Police departments are now hiring dope users in all areas of law enforcement. Dope use has set record monetary donations at Vanderbilt University
BVD : Are'nt you getting off subject , sir
Hastert : OK , what do you want to talk about next ? How about them Democrats ? They talk about how long I knew about this , how long did they know about this before they leaked this problem to the press. I think they've known about it for a long while and waited for the right moment so ass to do the most damage to the Republican Party.
BVD : And , it's working. It's not like the Republicans would'nt do this to the Democrats , right ?

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