Monday, October 02, 2006
Vanderbilt Gets More NASA Money
Vanderbilt University , BVD News - President Bush has told NASA to return to the moon. Costs are not an option. With that said , representatives from NASA came to Vanderbilt to watch TV. Since the 60's , Vanderbilt has recorded the evening news on all 3 channels. That's a lot of watching TV , AND , we are told they've even got Cronkite's news reports , stated a NASA scientist who did'nt want his name mentioned ass he got more stash from the vending machines.
" Congress destroyed this country's moon transportation system known ass the Apollo Space Program. Today , we start reinventing the wheel so to speak. There's soo much information that has been lost , misplaced , or gone to Moscow. We will need everything we can get our hands on if we are to return to the moon , because we have forgotten how to do it. " said the scientist. " Besides , where else can you go looking at history while enjoying the refer from that same time period ? " he smiled , " The MUNCHIES ! " "Yes " , chimmed in his buddies. " Ya can't toke n' smoke without getting the munchies. " " Boy does this bring back memories of college or what ? " stated another NASA scientist who did not want to give his name while everyone with glassy eyes blindly laughed on.
The costs of reviewing these news casts has not been disclosed at this time.
" Congress destroyed this country's moon transportation system known ass the Apollo Space Program. Today , we start reinventing the wheel so to speak. There's soo much information that has been lost , misplaced , or gone to Moscow. We will need everything we can get our hands on if we are to return to the moon , because we have forgotten how to do it. " said the scientist. " Besides , where else can you go looking at history while enjoying the refer from that same time period ? " he smiled , " The MUNCHIES ! " "Yes " , chimmed in his buddies. " Ya can't toke n' smoke without getting the munchies. " " Boy does this bring back memories of college or what ? " stated another NASA scientist who did not want to give his name while everyone with glassy eyes blindly laughed on.
The costs of reviewing these news casts has not been disclosed at this time.
