Monday, November 06, 2006

 

Borat For President


New York City , NBC Studios , BVD Bloggtographer - Borat has announced he wants to run for president of the United States. He promises a work agenda just like Bush has in place now. Nothing will get done while doubling the size of government. Everyone in the White House will get drunk everyday. The Pentagon will have 5 parties going at all times. Only the finest Hookers will be allowed inside the White House grounds. He will keep Rumsfeld and make Conti an offer while letting the Snow blow. He promised everyone will be happy , stay happy and keep doing what they do and he promised weather wood in every garage.
His movies have made him so rich , he now has diamond dental implants and has made President Bush an offer to buy the White House for his summer retreat.

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