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Franklin , Tennessee , BVD News - BVD was on hand ass BORAT took the stage to accept his win over Franklin's Administrator Jay Johnson.
A stunned Jay Johnson could'nt believe what he was hearing. " That's impossible ! " , he exclaimed. " I have full autonomy and besides , my position is permanent. The voters don't have a choice in choosing city administrators. "
BORAT went on record that he had heard how Mr. Johnson had ignored the needs of the this town and it's people. " In my country , we vote where votes are needed. In this situation , the looser gets to ride camel out of town till sundown. After that , he'z is on his own till he find someone else to fool around. "
To show there were no hard feelings , BORAT told Johnson he could use his sister for the night , if he had one.
BORAT was allowed to look around the administrators office. Everywhere he looked , he did'nt see anything. All the desks were barren. Not even a pen was to be found. BORAT stated , ' There's not much to this job is there ? I think I can make good here , yez ? "
Franklin Police ignored Johnson's commands of removing BORAT from the city's complex. They were ass confused about the election ass as the other city employees were. One officer was over heard asking BORAT about his sister.