Thursday, November 16, 2006
EEEEWWWWW - THAT SMELL ! ! !
Franklin , Tennessee - BVD went to investigate the smell everyone was talking about. Surpriseingly , BVD found Vanderbilt's very own Professor Speece looking around.
Speece : MMMmmmm , that's such a sweet smell
BVD : That shit STINKS ! ! !
Speece : Well of course it stinks. It is SHIT ! ! !
BVD : Do you have any idea where it's coming from ?
Speece : Well of course I do. I am after all , a Centennial Professor at Vanderbilt.
BVD : A what ? What is that ?
Speece : I don't know , butt it does give me a big job title
BVD : OK , Mr. Big Job Title , what's the smell ?
Speece : It's politics trying to mix in with the truth. Only thing is , it won't work. Ya see , the truth is water soluble. Politics won't soluble with anything. This town is so corrupt , this smell is the result and it will get only worse with time. Not even Vanderbilt has enough money to stop that kind of filth.
BVD : What would you recommend ?
Speece : Move
Speece : MMMmmmm , that's such a sweet smell
BVD : That shit STINKS ! ! !
Speece : Well of course it stinks. It is SHIT ! ! !
BVD : Do you have any idea where it's coming from ?
Speece : Well of course I do. I am after all , a Centennial Professor at Vanderbilt.
BVD : A what ? What is that ?
Speece : I don't know , butt it does give me a big job title
BVD : OK , Mr. Big Job Title , what's the smell ?
Speece : It's politics trying to mix in with the truth. Only thing is , it won't work. Ya see , the truth is water soluble. Politics won't soluble with anything. This town is so corrupt , this smell is the result and it will get only worse with time. Not even Vanderbilt has enough money to stop that kind of filth.
BVD : What would you recommend ?
Speece : Move
