Monday, November 06, 2006
The New Voting System
Franklin , Tennessee , BVD - here's the news on the voting system being used in Franklin. BVD was'nt allowed to vote for being illegal. He was told if he wanted to vote , he should go to Florida where it's legal.
BVD : What's the fuss with voting this year
Vote Department Manager wanted to remain anonymous : There's no curtains for privacy
BVD : Why can't there be privacy ?
VDM : When there were curtains , some folks were getting caught having sex on the machine
BVD : Well , why can't there be something to provide privacy
VDM : Look , we have gone to a lot of trouble to be able to keep certain officials informed about how the vote is going
BVD : I see , so in other words , you've gone to a lot of trouble to peek over everyone's back
VDM : Yep , this is afterall , government
BVD : Why is the yellow button so easy to reach
VDM : This allows the attendant to put in an extra vote without causing undo concern
