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Vanderbilt University Medical Center , BVD News - The Snow Bird rumors were put to rest when he woke up in Vanderbilt's Traumatic Department. Trauma Doc Morris said Snow Bird was just semi comic toast.
However , Snow Bird suffered a set back in his recovery while discussing the incident with a Metro Detective ( who happened to be a Metro Firefighter wearing a police badge ) Dr. Morris explained , that Snow Bird was showing how he was looking up at WKRN's weather wood , wondering how WSMV could get a weather wood patent before their competition's wood could. While standing underneath the wood , Snow Bird demonstrated a safety problem by touching the wood's rope knot. This caused the rope to fail and Snow Bird once again was clobbered in the head by the wood , sending his foul stuffing splattering all over the room.
Snow Bird is in surgery at this time , and it is not known if he will make the WSMV's studios in the event of the first school closings due to this years first snow.
Dr. Morris promised to stuff everything back into place before sewing him up.
Pictured is Mr. Kline from the WILLIAMSON A. M. , who volunteered to demonstrate the events leading up to Snow Bird's demise.