Monday, December 18, 2006
The Perfect Christmas Gift
Somewhere out West , " Look Hun , this here's Jack. He's the metrosexual mother to my boys. "
" You're tellin me , that you paid him for something I'd a done for you for free ? "
Jack , " Look here m'am , Ennis here , well , he got a bargain doin ya see. "
Emma , " Jack , I want this mess cleaned up right now. And while you'ens are doin that , I'll go get the divorce papers wrote up. Now you two had best get a busy now. I won't be gone long. And yes , I'm gonna tell Santa on the both of you. "