Tuesday, January 23, 2007
New Passports Are Coming
Franklin , Tennessee , BVD Bloggtographer reporting. In case you have'nt heard , you will now need an American passport to enter America if you are an American. Franklin's government has been watching these developements with high interest rates , realizing the extra tax revenue they could bring in by having everyone in Franklin carry a passport showing the seal of Franklin.
Jay Johnson was heard to say , " It's important for us to realize that Franklin is our sovereign soil and land , and that we have the right to get a fair dollar shake from everyone by having everyone prove they are Franklinites. If not , passports will at least prove they are Americans , the Franklin seal will cost 5$ a stamp on non-Franklin Passports and 10$ on real Franklin Passports. Fake passports will be available with a 25$ surcharge and will not need a yearly renewal. We are not worried about the illegals at this time since the IRS is giving them a cost of living check and besides , it will give Franklin Police something else to do besides hunting coyotes."
