AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Franklin , Tennessee , BVD - There's a hot debate over the new proposal for Franklin's new police headquarters. Let's go see what's going on with Jay Johnson , owner/proprietor City of Franklin.
BVD : J.J. , what's this model you are playing with ?
J.J. Aww , those aldermans are having cows over the design of the new police building. They say it has no panache.
BVD : Wow , that word is'nt in my dictionary
J.J. It means a plume of feathers like on a helmet. You know , something Roman soldiers wore on their heads.
BVD : I thought Taylor and Kennon were doing that for 1.6 million dollars
J.J. Yeah , Ha Ha Ha , that's what the paper says. Butt , why pay someone for something you can do yourself.
BVD : What's that vehicle with a cannon on top ?
J.J. That's my ride. With the traffic in this small town , how else do you think I can make it in to work ?
BVD : Current buisness owners that will be relocated have been given a hard time , and it will cost them even more to build a place to move into. How come these people are having to cough up so much money when you gave Nissan a 20 year tax free break ?
J.J. Will you shut up before someone hears you. Look , these local homeboys don't have a billion dollar corporation behind them. Franklin is moving upwards. Do you understand that ? Give me 10 more years and I'll have all those small timers out my town.
BVD : I noticed that chief Moore is all excited about this new building.
J.J. : He should be , he is getting an office 5 times the size of what he has now.
BVD : The building does'nt really look all that big , why is it so costly ?
J.J. There's a underground jail facility that is virtually escape proof. The county jail makes money by keeping prisoners for other agencies , there's no reason why we can't offer the same services.
BVD : Hmm....so there are some people you intend to put away and keep out of sight ?
J.J. : Yep , something like that. While you're here , which cell do you want ? J.J. points to a blueprint.