Sunday, June 21, 2009
Sub Found
BVD Bloggtographer - The United States put out a missing sub alert , when several hours had passed and nothing was heard from her. BVD got to talk with a Navy spokesperson about the subs status.
BVD : What can you tell us ?
Admiral Deepcrap : The submarine was found this morning at 0600 hours at her peir , everything is fine.
BVD : Butt the Navy put out a missing sub alert world wide. What's going on ?
Deepcrap : Well , ass you know , we cannot talk to a submarine while she's underwater. It seems that someone blew the whistle too soon before looking out their window to see her moored in the harbour.
BVD : Butt , the Navy said there was a red flare seen in the area of an exercise.
Deepcrap : No , no , no. That was a yellow flare.
BVD : OK. What really happened admiral ?
Deepcrap : Well , alright. Ya know that general who made all those anti Gay remarks ? Well , the crew got together and had a Gay Pride party in the mess hall which spilled down into the crew's lounge and ended in the crew's bunking area. During this time , they had forgot to make their scheduled check in with headquarters.
BVD : Ewwwww ! ! ! That's was too much information.
