Saturday, March 31, 2007

 

Where's My MONEY ? ? ?

Yes , it's everyone's favorite time of the year. Yep , it's that taxing time that taxes so many of us. And like so many people who want back every penny possible we gave to Uncle Sam , I joined the army of folks down at H $ R Block to file for a refund. The truly smart people go to H $ R because they know how to get those pennies for you. H $ R Block is your friend. They want you to know that and so is your $bank$. At H $ R , you get to sign a paper with lots of small print. You are told it's nothing but a formality. After all , we are all just friends here , right ? When you try to read the very small extra fine print , you can't read it anyway. Besides , why go to the effort , after all , friends don't keep things from each other.
Now then , do you want Uncle Sam to mail your refund ? It will take 6 to 8 weeks. Or , would you rather do the electronic method method with direct deposit ? This takes just 2 to 3 weeks. Well , that's a no brainer. I'll want my money ass fast ass possible. I mean , Circuit City is having a sale !
When you see your bank statement , you notice that H $ R Block is good to their word , your refund took 2 1/2 weeks to arrive. Butt wait a minute. There's 30$ dollars missing. Well , remember that form with all the fine print that was just a formality ? That's the hidden formality costs for doing electronic filing with direct deposit. No , you don't get told this. Why ? Because we are all just friends and friends don't keep things from eachother , do they ?

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