Friday, April 06, 2007
Caught In the Act
If you missed the news , last night a McDonalds was robbed at gun point. A Metro Police Sargeant was caught on tape stealing french fries. The sarg replied , " What ? This is'nt evidence. " A Metro Dick said they were unable to recover finger prints from the fries and so everyone got to eat free. He said off camera , " Man , we get the munchies ya know ? Like , after a couple of hits on Gee's smash hash , you 're gonna get da munchies. "
A Metro Officer later said , " I bet you thought us cops only ate da donuts. "
