Saturday, May 12, 2007
Franklin's A Sink Hole
Franklin , Tennessee - BVD heard the rumors that The City of Franklin was getting smaller and geologists/scientists had been called in to survey the problem.
Geologist : What makes you think this town is getting smaller ?
BVD : When you look at the taxes people pay for living here , everything around this town seems to get smaller.
Geologist : What do you mean ?
BVD : Well , take for example , have you seen how small the post office is , compared to the lines of people waiting for service ? Franklin Police are now stacking up cars while they give traffic tickets. It seems the police are running out of room to catch violaters. Have you seen the lines of people at Wally World. That used to be a really big store. Even schools are seen closer together. Their traffic jams are interfering with each other. And , there's no more space between traffic lights to park waiting vehicles on highway 96. I mean , it's like the more taxes people pay , the smaller Franklin gets. So , is it true ? Is Franklin getting smaller ?
Geologist : Yes , apparently the rumors are no rumor.
BVD : What have you found out ?
Geologist : For starters , we have discovered that half of the GPS co ordinates are missing on the land. The map shows they are here , butt , we can't find them.
BVD : How do y.....BVD gets interrupted
Scientist : WE FOUND IT ! ! BY GOD WE FOUND IT ! ! WE HAVE THE ANSWER ! !
BVD : What is it ? Is Franklin shrinking ?
Scientist : You see , this city is built on soft stratta layers. The paleo layers are crumbling under a massive load of unprecidented proportions
BVD : What is it man ? Out with it ! ! What does all that mean ?
Scientist : There's some man in city hall , calls himself JJ. Well , it seems there is a heavy tax burden on the people living here. Well , it seems this JJ has been converting those tax dollars into gold bullion. JJ has hidden all that bullion into every crack and cranny he can find down inside city hall. And , now , well , all that weight is causing the entire city to sink into the ground. You see , this town will literally fall in on itself from all that weight. Here , look at this map , you see , this is Columbia. This town should be 25 miles from this point.
BVD : Yes , I see where you are pointing on this map , butt what are you getting at ?
Scientist : Well , you see those buildings on the horizon ?
BVD : Why yes I do , when were those built ? I don't remember seeing those before.
Scientist : They have been built over the years. You see , that is Columbia.
BVD : So , Franklin really is going down , down and down ? Into what ? What becomes of Franklin ?
Scientist : It's just a matter of time now. Franklin will literaly become just another big black narley ho in space.
Geologist : What makes you think this town is getting smaller ?
BVD : When you look at the taxes people pay for living here , everything around this town seems to get smaller.
Geologist : What do you mean ?
BVD : Well , take for example , have you seen how small the post office is , compared to the lines of people waiting for service ? Franklin Police are now stacking up cars while they give traffic tickets. It seems the police are running out of room to catch violaters. Have you seen the lines of people at Wally World. That used to be a really big store. Even schools are seen closer together. Their traffic jams are interfering with each other. And , there's no more space between traffic lights to park waiting vehicles on highway 96. I mean , it's like the more taxes people pay , the smaller Franklin gets. So , is it true ? Is Franklin getting smaller ?
Geologist : Yes , apparently the rumors are no rumor.
BVD : What have you found out ?
Geologist : For starters , we have discovered that half of the GPS co ordinates are missing on the land. The map shows they are here , butt , we can't find them.
BVD : How do y.....BVD gets interrupted
Scientist : WE FOUND IT ! ! BY GOD WE FOUND IT ! ! WE HAVE THE ANSWER ! !
BVD : What is it ? Is Franklin shrinking ?
Scientist : You see , this city is built on soft stratta layers. The paleo layers are crumbling under a massive load of unprecidented proportions
BVD : What is it man ? Out with it ! ! What does all that mean ?
Scientist : There's some man in city hall , calls himself JJ. Well , it seems there is a heavy tax burden on the people living here. Well , it seems this JJ has been converting those tax dollars into gold bullion. JJ has hidden all that bullion into every crack and cranny he can find down inside city hall. And , now , well , all that weight is causing the entire city to sink into the ground. You see , this town will literally fall in on itself from all that weight. Here , look at this map , you see , this is Columbia. This town should be 25 miles from this point.
BVD : Yes , I see where you are pointing on this map , butt what are you getting at ?
Scientist : Well , you see those buildings on the horizon ?
BVD : Why yes I do , when were those built ? I don't remember seeing those before.
Scientist : They have been built over the years. You see , that is Columbia.
BVD : So , Franklin really is going down , down and down ? Into what ? What becomes of Franklin ?
Scientist : It's just a matter of time now. Franklin will literaly become just another big black narley ho in space.
