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Kennedy Space Center - BVD was on hand at NASA's Kennedy Space Center , Visitor's Complex , to see and experience first hand , the new frontier discovered by NASA scientists. Thirtyeight former astronauts from NASA's past , came to life for this grand event.
Young and Crippen , former shuttle astronauts , were in the command seats ass the simulator took off from the waiting lines of other visitors awaiting their turn.
Although NASA has been strapped for badly needed funds , 60 million dollars was found lying around in the slush fund , not drawing interest , so NASA officials decided to spend the money on a joy ride that goes nowhere for visitors to pay. NASA hopes to recoup their money by the end of this year.
Meanwhile , former astranaut Searfoss excitedly exclaimed , " We have'nt lost a single simulator in over one hundred simulated flights ! "
NASA officials hope the success of this system will lead to more federal money to buy more simulators. NASA has lost real 2 shuttles , complete with crews and has decided that real space travel will just have to wait for now ass President Bush can't get his act together for his moon mission program agenda. NASA officials are hopefull , they can simulate that without loss of equipment or life.