AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Everyone has been talking about the new Harry Potter movie coming out amidst all the fussing about someone dieing. Well , checking around the web , I found out what really happens. So , here's the question - should I tell or should I keep quiet. If I tell , it would ruin the ending for everyone who's going to read the book. If I don't tell , those reading the book will cheat and turn to the ending anyway.
BVD got to have a word with Hermione and in her own words , here is what happens.
Hermione : Well BVD , ya know what ? Hey , ya got another beer ? Anyway , Ron broke his wand in the second movie. While making the 3rd movie , he got another one that was guaranteed not to break. Well , in the last movie , he broke that wand by closing the door on it while getting into that junk heap he calls a car. Professor Snape gave him a magical glue that did'nt work. Towards the end , there is a great battle of the wands that turns into hand to hand combat. Wands went everywhere. People were grabbing brooms , any broom , or even anything to strike their attacker.
Voldermort was able to gather several wands lying about on the ground , while no one noticed. Malfoi handed Voldermort a wand , not knowing he had picked up several already. With 2 wands in his hand , one of course was Ron's , he cursed a kill charm at Hagrid , which of course misses and stricks Malfoi between the eyes , causing him to go blind. Malfoi's father sees this , and punches Voldermort in the face , causing his head to fall off. He was last seen chasing after his own head , while it's rolling down the hill with the Headless Horseman in close persuit. At this point , no one is really sure , if Voldermort is trying to catch his own head , or if he's actually running from the Headless Horseman. Everyone stops fighting , because they are too busy laughing. Oh wow , now I've got dry mouth. Is there or is'nt there , more beer around here ?
BVD : So there you have it readers. Nobody dies. Enjoy the book.