Saturday, July 07, 2007
WKRN Speaks Out
Nashville , Tennessee - WKRN studios - BVD got to talk with WKRN's General in Charge of General Managing WKRN , Gwen Kiney.
BVD : Good morning Gwen , what in the hell is going on with the Nashville Is Talking blog ?
Gwen : Hi BVD , it's so good to see you up so early this boring morning. How can I help you ?
BVD : I was asking about your blog , Nashville Is Talking.
Gwen : Ah yes , that , what about it ?
BVD : The word is you fired Brittney...
Gwen : Hold it , hold it right there mister. WE DID'NT fire her ( smiling ) , Brittney quit on her own.
BVD : I had heard you pushed her into quitting.
Gwen : Well yeah. It was go over the side of a tall building or quit and she quit.
BVD : Well OK then , what happens now with your blog , Nashville Is Talking ?
Gwen : In time that thing will be phased out. We are refusing to pay people to operate NIT , so I'm confident that damn thing won't last for long.
BVD : Butt why ? What's wrong with NIT ?
Gwen : For starters , it has a higher ratings than our local evening news and NIT has a larger audiance than ABC's total percentage in the Nashville viewing area. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand , that guy at Wandering Around Unbalanced has people watching their weather wood more than our own Weather Wizard !
BVD : Then why not capitalize on NIT and help it grow even more ?
Gwen : Because some ABC executive did'nt think of doing it , that's why
BVD : ( hears a crunching noise ) what is that ? BVD looks around the room
Gwen : ( squirms nervousely in her chair ) what's what ? she sheepishly asks
BVD : That's what's what. ( BVD points to a wall ) What's that crunching noise ?
Gwen : nuthin , oh it's just nuthin ( smiling ) The noise gets louder
BVD : ( Looks concerned ) I've never heard that kind of noise before.
Gwen : Don't let it bother you , what's your next question ?
Suddenly the wall caves in and crumbles onto the floor , Gwen screams AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's the NIT aggrevated aggregator , AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
CRUNCH!!!!!! CHOMP!!!!!!!!!! CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BVD : Good morning Gwen , what in the hell is going on with the Nashville Is Talking blog ?
Gwen : Hi BVD , it's so good to see you up so early this boring morning. How can I help you ?
BVD : I was asking about your blog , Nashville Is Talking.
Gwen : Ah yes , that , what about it ?
BVD : The word is you fired Brittney...
Gwen : Hold it , hold it right there mister. WE DID'NT fire her ( smiling ) , Brittney quit on her own.
BVD : I had heard you pushed her into quitting.
Gwen : Well yeah. It was go over the side of a tall building or quit and she quit.
BVD : Well OK then , what happens now with your blog , Nashville Is Talking ?
Gwen : In time that thing will be phased out. We are refusing to pay people to operate NIT , so I'm confident that damn thing won't last for long.
BVD : Butt why ? What's wrong with NIT ?
Gwen : For starters , it has a higher ratings than our local evening news and NIT has a larger audiance than ABC's total percentage in the Nashville viewing area. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand , that guy at Wandering Around Unbalanced has people watching their weather wood more than our own Weather Wizard !
BVD : Then why not capitalize on NIT and help it grow even more ?
Gwen : Because some ABC executive did'nt think of doing it , that's why
BVD : ( hears a crunching noise ) what is that ? BVD looks around the room
Gwen : ( squirms nervousely in her chair ) what's what ? she sheepishly asks
BVD : That's what's what. ( BVD points to a wall ) What's that crunching noise ?
Gwen : nuthin , oh it's just nuthin ( smiling ) The noise gets louder
BVD : ( Looks concerned ) I've never heard that kind of noise before.
Gwen : Don't let it bother you , what's your next question ?
Suddenly the wall caves in and crumbles onto the floor , Gwen screams AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's the NIT aggrevated aggregator , AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
CRUNCH!!!!!! CHOMP!!!!!!!!!! CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
