AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

We heard President Daddy Bush talk about a New World Order. Thanks to Global Warming , we are also going to have a new World. With the North polar caps melting , five countries are squabbling over the newly opened up ocean areas , which has more oil than Carter has pills.
While The United Nations claims to have total control over this polar region , Canada says , with the ice gone , there won't be a polar region. Therefore , Canada is building two military air bases on it's extreme borders to protect it's sovereign self. Meanwhile , Mother Russia sent a deep dive submarine , three miles down to plant her flag on the ocean floor , claiming the region belongs to her.
And of course , The United States is'nt sitting this one out. The Alaska Air Force has received two squadrons of the F-22 Raptor , with more on the way.
While everyone thought that Armageddon would be fought around Iraq and Iran , the biggie super powers are massing their military on the soon to disappear , polar regions.
Now do you understand why President Bush was anxious to start drilling in the Arctic ? Well , why not ? After all , in a couple of decades , there won't be an Arctic Region. Start now and get the oil before they do :)