AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Many folks have heard about Dale Carnegie and his course for building self respect. You can even find him in your Power Point. Dale has written several books , which today , are still in print.
I've learned his secret about success. Ya get rid of people who stand in your way. Yep , behind all of his fancy talk and advice , the real secret of anyone's success is to simply get rid of them and do it in such a way , they won't bother coming back :)
The Dale Carnegie Course is taught in Nashville. The instructors will gladly take under the table payments to help get rid of someone. Here's the plan - most companies will pay for their people to attend this course. Upon completion , the instructors tell that person they don't want them attending the graduation ceremony because they feel they are not Dale Carnegie material.
Now really folks , how does a person flunk this course ? Simple answer - someone in the company does'nt want them to and the good people at the Dale Carnegie Institute are all butt too happy ( $$$$$ ) to help get rid of them. Do you have any idea what everyone is thinking , when word gets out that person flunked Dale Carnegie ? OOOOooooo ! ! ! Now that's gotta hurt ! ! !
So , now ya know the secret to Dale Carnegie's secret to success.
Question - why is it , ya gotta be careful around people with a friendly , personable like smile ?
Yeah , just like the one Dale has.