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Franklin , Tennessee - BVD got to interview the new incoming mayor , Mayor elect Schroer.
BVD : So you have already spoken with this city's administrator , Jay Johnson ?
Mayor about to be Schroer : Why yes , all of the newly elected people sat down in a meeting with JJ and he told us about Franklin and he even passed out , specially prepared folders , to us. JJ is just a swell guy , I look forward to working with him.
BVD : So , this meeting was private , right ? Does'nt that go against the secret meetings clause that Jay Johnson is so adamant about being illegal ?
Schroer : Hey , hold on there , we are not elected officials yet.
BVD : So tell me , so I can tell the citizens of Franklin , are you the newly elected mayor or not ?
Schroer : Well of course I am.
BVD : So you have already broken one of Franklin's laws.
Schroer : Wait a minute , .......
BVD : Ha ha ha ha ha ha Schroer looks dumb founded , ha ha ha ha. He got you , ha ha ha ha , you have'nt been in office yet , and JJ got you , ha ha ha ha
Schroer : What are you talking about ?
BVD : JJ , he has already played you , ha ha ha ha. How can you not be an elected official and meet with JJ about what you are planning to do for Franklin ass mayor ? You took part in a illegal meeting , a meeting that goes against JJ's own philosophy.
Schroer : Butt , butt , JJ was there.
BVD : Of course he was. JJ only abwhores such meetings when he has'nt been included. JJ has got you looking like the city's idiot. Oh hey , are'nt you glad , Franklin still has The Review Appeal ? It's all the news you want , only it's 4 weeks late and it aint the news anyway.