AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Vanderbilt University - BVD News heard about the new SEC football rules and talked with Vanderbilt Football Coach Bobby Johnson , to get the skin on the Pigskin.
BVD : Coach , explain this new ruling to me , like I'm a three year old.
Coach Johnson : I'm happy to oblige you BVD. Vanderbilt , can now have any amount of time removed from the clock , at any time Vanderbilt sees fit , only when Vanderbilt has the superior score.
BVD : Butt coach , what if the game is still in the first quarter ?
Coach Johnson : The quarter does'nt matter. What does matter , Vanderbilt can remove all the quarters and all the remaining minutes , from the clock , only when Vanderbilt is winning. You see , the math is so simple , even our own football players can get an " A " , with this one.
BVD : I don't understand this coach , how can Vanderbilt swing the rules in their favor ?
Coach Johnson : Well , again , it's actually very simple. You see , Vanderbilt owns an Army of legal eagles. And , let's not forget all the lobbyists , Vanderbilt has on their slush fund payroll. If you understand how President Bush , operates under his Bushyisms , you find that Vanderbilt can re-interpret the SEC football rules , thus enabling their legal eagles to re-rite the rules and make 'em stick. I predict , that come next year , Vanderbilt will go all the way :)
BVD : What about this new rule being used by other teams , I mean , .............
Coach Johnson : Hey , hold on to that thought BVD. You've gotta understand , it was Vanderbilt's money and Vanderbilt's legal eagles , that made this new rule possible. Which in turn simply means , it's all about " The Vanderbilt ". Got that ?
BVD : You mean , .....
Coach Johnson : You got it. This ruling belongs only to Vanderbilt.
BVD : Wooooow , Vanderbilt can't loose with this one.
Coach Johnson : groan , aww , sometimes I don't know , BVD. I just don't know.