Thursday, December 13, 2007
Franklin's Wasted Management
Franklin , Tennessee- BVD saw today's paper and went to talk with Jay Johnson again. Upon arriving , Johnson's door was closed. His secretary allowed him to go on in. Jay Johnson was seen lying back in his chair , humming something.
BVD : Good morning JJ.
Jay Johnson's eyes shot open in a burst of shock. His desk bounced off the floor , someone exclaimed out in pain ass a loud bump was heard , from under the desk. JJ was squirming in his chair while chief jackie came out from under the desk , rubbing his head and wiping his mouth. BVD looked on without saying a word. While jackie walked past him.
BVD : Er , uh , chief , is that pieces of tissue paper on your face ?
The chief brushed himself. In his hand was more paper , dripping with a liquid goo. jackie just smeared more of it , over his face.
JJ : What can I do ya for , BVD
BVD : I read in today's paper , that Franklin Police found 40 porno sites on a city owned computer
JJ : Yes , that's correct.
BVD : How was that accomplished , considering your police department does'nt have anyone , that's computer literate
JJ : Who told you such lies
BVD : Well , both detectives Barnes and Black told me
JJ : Barnes ? Commander Barnes ?
BVD : NO. Barnes says he is no relation
JJ : He better not be. Anyway , goes to show , what they know
BVD : Look , JJ. To get inside a computer and find this kind of information , you would need system access , which a police officer would'nt have
JJ : Oh of course they have access. My police , monitor the city's computer system 24/7
BVD : What ? You're telling me , there are police officers with the city employees' computer information , including their passwords ?
JJ : Of course. Why does this surprise you?
BVD : You're insane. Only the system's management should have that stuff
JJ : What do you mean calling me insane ? I'm this city's administrator and I'll make that call , thank you very much
JJ stood up to attention and stuck his hand inside his jacket , his pants had another fresh wet spot.
BVD : Good morning JJ.
Jay Johnson's eyes shot open in a burst of shock. His desk bounced off the floor , someone exclaimed out in pain ass a loud bump was heard , from under the desk. JJ was squirming in his chair while chief jackie came out from under the desk , rubbing his head and wiping his mouth. BVD looked on without saying a word. While jackie walked past him.
BVD : Er , uh , chief , is that pieces of tissue paper on your face ?
The chief brushed himself. In his hand was more paper , dripping with a liquid goo. jackie just smeared more of it , over his face.
JJ : What can I do ya for , BVD
BVD : I read in today's paper , that Franklin Police found 40 porno sites on a city owned computer
JJ : Yes , that's correct.
BVD : How was that accomplished , considering your police department does'nt have anyone , that's computer literate
JJ : Who told you such lies
BVD : Well , both detectives Barnes and Black told me
JJ : Barnes ? Commander Barnes ?
BVD : NO. Barnes says he is no relation
JJ : He better not be. Anyway , goes to show , what they know
BVD : Look , JJ. To get inside a computer and find this kind of information , you would need system access , which a police officer would'nt have
JJ : Oh of course they have access. My police , monitor the city's computer system 24/7
BVD : What ? You're telling me , there are police officers with the city employees' computer information , including their passwords ?
JJ : Of course. Why does this surprise you?
BVD : You're insane. Only the system's management should have that stuff
JJ : What do you mean calling me insane ? I'm this city's administrator and I'll make that call , thank you very much
JJ stood up to attention and stuck his hand inside his jacket , his pants had another fresh wet spot.
