Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Vanderbilt Sucks
Vanderbilt University - BVD News was digging thru Vanderbilt's dumpsters and found some old Abernathy surveillance tapes , using the secret sphincter cam with anal iris technology , taken at the former Gee Manor. What is shown , is the black sheep bitch , who shall not be named , from the Gee family , being sucked through the front door.
It had long been rumored , that former chancellor Gee had suffered some kind of loss and had somehow blamed Vanderbilt. Gee would not comment , when asked about this tape.
While no one is certain , why Vanderbilt sucks , the faculty in the ass-stronomy department , think it's because of a vortex , caused by a sucking action , originating from the School of Engineering.
Ray Abernathy , owner of Abernathy Surveillance , has enjoyed a long and very profitable career , at Vanderbilt , using his secret cameras around the Vanderbilt campus.
It had long been rumored , that former chancellor Gee had suffered some kind of loss and had somehow blamed Vanderbilt. Gee would not comment , when asked about this tape.
While no one is certain , why Vanderbilt sucks , the faculty in the ass-stronomy department , think it's because of a vortex , caused by a sucking action , originating from the School of Engineering.
Ray Abernathy , owner of Abernathy Surveillance , has enjoyed a long and very profitable career , at Vanderbilt , using his secret cameras around the Vanderbilt campus.
