Thursday, January 10, 2008
In da Office with JJs
Franklin , Tennessee - BVD was roaming this City's Halls early this morning and the lights were on in JJ's office.
BVD : Knocks on the open door while seeing JJ pouring over a huge stack of computer print out.
JJ : Looks up and surprised to see BVD. You are up kinda of early are'nt ya ?
BVD : You know me , I can smell a story
JJ : Hmm , around here I'm sure
BVD : Wow , I've never seen you with so much paper on your desk. He gets out a measure tape , Goooooollly , that's 18 inches of paper , what are you looking for ?
JJ : Oh you know me , I'm always looking for fraud in the city's budget and I'm always looking for places to cut the fat.
BVD : I see and have you found any ?
JJ : Well , I'm sure you've been by Chief jackie's office more than once here lately
BVD : You mean that office where the lights are always on butt , no onez home
JJ : Precisely. I was wondering , since the Chief spends most of his time , in his other office down the hall , how much money will I save , by turning off the lights , to his office up here ?
BVD : Hm.. you mean the chief has gone back to his former office , that's supposed to be the Men's Room , for just us men ?
JJ : That's the one.
BVD : Well then , why not give his office space to someone who really needs an office ? Would'nt that be a better idea ?
JJ : Well yeah , butt , I have'nt appointed anyone , high enough for me to like , to give 'em that space.
BVD : Well , then just turn off the lights. Have you thought about shutting the door and turning off the heating and cooling ?
JJ : Hm , no , I have'nt.
BVD : Well , think about it. How much more will you save ? If the office is'nt being used , and there's no one in there , why run the air ?
JJ : Damn boy , you need to come around here more often , so we can have more of these chats.
A knock at the door startles them , looking up, they see a smiling chief jackie looking in
jackie : Good morning everyone
BVD : " Catch ya later JJ " , and BVD walks out , past a smiling and beaming chief.
JJ : Come on in chief , I wuz just making some changes around here and I wanted you , to be the first , to know about them , he smiled.
BVD : Knocks on the open door while seeing JJ pouring over a huge stack of computer print out.
JJ : Looks up and surprised to see BVD. You are up kinda of early are'nt ya ?
BVD : You know me , I can smell a story
JJ : Hmm , around here I'm sure
BVD : Wow , I've never seen you with so much paper on your desk. He gets out a measure tape , Goooooollly , that's 18 inches of paper , what are you looking for ?
JJ : Oh you know me , I'm always looking for fraud in the city's budget and I'm always looking for places to cut the fat.
BVD : I see and have you found any ?
JJ : Well , I'm sure you've been by Chief jackie's office more than once here lately
BVD : You mean that office where the lights are always on butt , no onez home
JJ : Precisely. I was wondering , since the Chief spends most of his time , in his other office down the hall , how much money will I save , by turning off the lights , to his office up here ?
BVD : Hm.. you mean the chief has gone back to his former office , that's supposed to be the Men's Room , for just us men ?
JJ : That's the one.
BVD : Well then , why not give his office space to someone who really needs an office ? Would'nt that be a better idea ?
JJ : Well yeah , butt , I have'nt appointed anyone , high enough for me to like , to give 'em that space.
BVD : Well , then just turn off the lights. Have you thought about shutting the door and turning off the heating and cooling ?
JJ : Hm , no , I have'nt.
BVD : Well , think about it. How much more will you save ? If the office is'nt being used , and there's no one in there , why run the air ?
JJ : Damn boy , you need to come around here more often , so we can have more of these chats.
A knock at the door startles them , looking up, they see a smiling chief jackie looking in
jackie : Good morning everyone
BVD : " Catch ya later JJ " , and BVD walks out , past a smiling and beaming chief.
JJ : Come on in chief , I wuz just making some changes around here and I wanted you , to be the first , to know about them , he smiled.
