AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Now that Iowa has enjoyed another moment in American history , this time , no one can tell , if Iowans decided anything or on anyone. Every entity that compiles the favorite's percentages , cannot agree on anything. One thing the news people have not reported on is : What is Iowa like ? Since news reporters are too smart to live there and I have , I'll share some tid bits with you.

Iowa has an expensive state tax.
Iowans have been leaving their home state enmass to find work and a better place to live , while Mexicans find work and a better place to live in Iowa everyday.
Iowa's population now has 3 Mexicans for every 1 Iowan leaft standing
When the news reporting teams leave , there will be 9 Mexicans standing , for every white skinned person leaft behind
It's against the law to hire a veteran , despite the state spending money to help vets find work.
A home owner will face a 13% increase in property taxes if there's a fireplace in the home.
California gives their Mexicans , travel money to go to Iowa and stay.
Iowa does not tax food , butt , makes up for it with other taxes.
Iowa is the place , where the rich get richer with political farm subsidies.
Iowa's hog production , is a major air pollution source of methane.
Yes , Pella Windows really do come from Pella , Iowa.
Grenell , Iowa is the town , where the neighbors share their STDs with each other. This town would make a great place for a soap and writers would not be needed.
Iowans favorite past time , is stealing from each other.
Yes , The Eagles are still there.
The Amana colonies , are not all owned by religious fanatics or even Iowans
Yes , the Amana Range comes from Iowa.
Iowa is a whole other country , with open borders and signs saying , " Mexicans Welcome "
In the spring time , mushrooms and bare can be found :)