AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD and I were PUBLIX shopping this morning , when a stampede occurred. Little ole ladies were trampled , people in wheelchairs were knocked over. Lesbians were climbing the shelves , screaming their fool head off , ass their lovers were torn from their grasp. Grocery carts were abandoned , ass piles of food began to spoil and abandoned babies cried out for their mommies. The store manager was lying on the floor , bleeding to death , from foot ruts across his chest. People were sword fighting , with the free PUBLIX umbrellas. People en mass , were outside , pushing and stomping on each other's ass , trying to get a better picture of the sky , using their cell phones. Heads were cracking under those PUBLIX umbrellas while those without an umbrella just cussed away. Vehicles were smashing into lamp poles. A fat woman was being dragged away by an SUV , her panty hose had snagged on the gas cover. Suddenly , everyone remembered the liquor store next door and the crowd went wild. The crowd of people was so thick , no one could come or go at the entrance , ass the sound of breaking glass was heard over the police megaphone. Yes , while watching the doors come down , Franklin Police decided it was best for them , to stay far and away from what was happening , scared for their lives and with no one to lead them. It was during this moment of public panic , while watching the wheels being stripped off the shopping carts , the police realized , TACO BELL was all alone and with the doors being open , something had to be done , like right now , ass in immediately , to protect private property for taxes. Soooo , they went to dinner. In the massive confusion , none of the WAM reporters , knew what to do. The only thing , WAM's top gun reporter , Mitchel n D'Kline could do , was spit on the ground , ass he watched his favorite police department chow down. What in the name of Hell was going on , ass Jay Johnson was seen , screaming at people to push him , while sitting on a piece of card board ?

It was snowing ! ! ! ! !

And would'nt ya know it. KA threw a snowball at his friend , JJ. Oh the horror that followed. Seeing BVD , JJ cried out for help. In spite of himself and being frozen to the ground , all BVD could do , was watch and laugh , saying , " DAMN ! ! A KODAK moment and no camera. "

You would think these Damn Yankees had seen snow before.