Thursday, January 31, 2008
That Damn Jay Johnson
Franklin , Tennessee - in today's WAM , the people get an update on the goings on at their city hall.
BVD : Good Golly Miss Molly
Jerry : What ?
BVD : The paper says JJ received only 2 evaluations in 6 years.
Jerry : No , no , no , now look it here , a critique is not an evaluation. Their are just using a fancy word to say , JJ did'nt accomplish anything to be evaluated on.
BVD : Hm , for some reason , that makes sense. How 'bout that compensation package ?
Jerry : Yeah , how bout that. If it were me , and it ain't , I would give his compensation to all of the city employees. All that talk about trying to find money to give them a pay raise while Wetmore gets 39 % , man 'o man , I think the money problems with raises got found. Are you sure this Wetmore's name is'nt Wantmore ? This has got to be a misspelling.
BVD : Ha ha ha Well , JJ evaluated him ass being an exceptional professional , does that translate to something like , " head up my ass " ?
Jerry : Hah ha ha ha , oh that's a good one. That would explain 39 % would'nt it ?
BVD : Yup
Jerry : Hm. I wonder why it's sooo important for Wantmore to take JJ's spot ? Is there something to find in JJ's office that needs to be dealt with ?
BVD : You mean evidence of wrong doing ?
Jerry : Do the math.
BVD : Ole JJ wants to look for another administrative position , in another little town , so he can get back to fucking people and asks this city , not to make any derogatory remarks about him.
Jerry : Hah ha ha. In this town ? Good luuuuuck on that one.
BVD : Hmmm , , , , That word - derogatory. In JJ's case , would that be like , telling the truth ?
BVD : Good Golly Miss Molly
Jerry : What ?
BVD : The paper says JJ received only 2 evaluations in 6 years.
Jerry : No , no , no , now look it here , a critique is not an evaluation. Their are just using a fancy word to say , JJ did'nt accomplish anything to be evaluated on.
BVD : Hm , for some reason , that makes sense. How 'bout that compensation package ?
Jerry : Yeah , how bout that. If it were me , and it ain't , I would give his compensation to all of the city employees. All that talk about trying to find money to give them a pay raise while Wetmore gets 39 % , man 'o man , I think the money problems with raises got found. Are you sure this Wetmore's name is'nt Wantmore ? This has got to be a misspelling.
BVD : Ha ha ha Well , JJ evaluated him ass being an exceptional professional , does that translate to something like , " head up my ass " ?
Jerry : Hah ha ha ha , oh that's a good one. That would explain 39 % would'nt it ?
BVD : Yup
Jerry : Hm. I wonder why it's sooo important for Wantmore to take JJ's spot ? Is there something to find in JJ's office that needs to be dealt with ?
BVD : You mean evidence of wrong doing ?
Jerry : Do the math.
BVD : Ole JJ wants to look for another administrative position , in another little town , so he can get back to fucking people and asks this city , not to make any derogatory remarks about him.
Jerry : Hah ha ha. In this town ? Good luuuuuck on that one.
BVD : Hmmm , , , , That word - derogatory. In JJ's case , would that be like , telling the truth ?
