Thursday, January 24, 2008
Where's Dat Blogg ?
Franklin , Tennessee - BVD was trolling around the town's Town Hall Complexing Complex , when a smartly dressed , Franklin's Police of Chief jackie was seen rushing into Jay Johnson's office without an appointment. He had several bags and plants on his/her person.
JJ's secretary : Sir , oh , excuse me chief , did'nt recognize you , ya can't go in right now , he's in a very important meeting. ( her eyes swelled up at the sight before her )
Chief jackie : puff puff , yes , I'm sure he is , butt , he will want to see me anyway.
And the chief pushes his/her self through the door.
JJ and a stranger are looking at the puter screen.
Jay Johnson : Man O Man ! What a set of HOOTERS ! Uh ? Oh chief , I did'nt know we had an appointment right now , I think you know this gentleman from PUTERS 'R 'US , he was just showing me how to view porno on a puter and not get caught. Uh , chief , what are you carri'in , in here ?
Chief jackie : Oh SIR , we be celebratin. I don't know how you did it , butt , you did it !
JJ : ? ! ?
The Chief : That blogg , that God Danged it BLOGG ! It's gone ! Let's celebrate
JJ : What are you talking 'bout ?
The Chief : That Blogg Sir ! That Drinkin Koolaid Blogg is gone sir. Here , get a whif of this , it'll get your juices goin. ( chief jackie puts some marijuana in JJ's face ) Just breathe deep and hold that for a minute while I light this ole girl.
JJ : cough cough cough , chief , it this what I think it is ? cough
Chief jackie : Well of course it is , ya can't hav a real celebratin without it.
JJ : Where'd you git this stuff ?
chief jackie : From our property room , of course , you silly.
JJ : Er , ah , chief ( JJ looks at his guest ) is'nt tis against the law ?
chief jackie : Aww , you are so cute when you git silly. Of course it's against da law , butt , we , that's yuin me , we is da law , so what ? Such things never botherd yu befur.
JJ : That's right , butt before , there was'nt any stranger around.
Chief jackie : Who ? Him ? why he haz dun so much fur yu , helpin to fire that dickless manager of shit , over porno , why he kin just joint in , heh heh heh. ( jackie looks at the stranger ) Here boy , light one up , let'z party !
Stranger : Is'nt this illegal ?
chief jackie : Oh of course not. I'm the law and JJ here is Franklin's God. JJ , how di yu mak that blogg go away ?
JJ : ( smiling at the stranger ) I'll never tell
Stranger : ( also smiling from the effects of the smoke ) I don't know what y'all 'r talkin 'bout.
JJ's secretary : Sir , oh , excuse me chief , did'nt recognize you , ya can't go in right now , he's in a very important meeting. ( her eyes swelled up at the sight before her )
Chief jackie : puff puff , yes , I'm sure he is , butt , he will want to see me anyway.
And the chief pushes his/her self through the door.
JJ and a stranger are looking at the puter screen.
Jay Johnson : Man O Man ! What a set of HOOTERS ! Uh ? Oh chief , I did'nt know we had an appointment right now , I think you know this gentleman from PUTERS 'R 'US , he was just showing me how to view porno on a puter and not get caught. Uh , chief , what are you carri'in , in here ?
Chief jackie : Oh SIR , we be celebratin. I don't know how you did it , butt , you did it !
JJ : ? ! ?
The Chief : That blogg , that God Danged it BLOGG ! It's gone ! Let's celebrate
JJ : What are you talking 'bout ?
The Chief : That Blogg Sir ! That Drinkin Koolaid Blogg is gone sir. Here , get a whif of this , it'll get your juices goin. ( chief jackie puts some marijuana in JJ's face ) Just breathe deep and hold that for a minute while I light this ole girl.
JJ : cough cough cough , chief , it this what I think it is ? cough
Chief jackie : Well of course it is , ya can't hav a real celebratin without it.
JJ : Where'd you git this stuff ?
chief jackie : From our property room , of course , you silly.
JJ : Er , ah , chief ( JJ looks at his guest ) is'nt tis against the law ?
chief jackie : Aww , you are so cute when you git silly. Of course it's against da law , butt , we , that's yuin me , we is da law , so what ? Such things never botherd yu befur.
JJ : That's right , butt before , there was'nt any stranger around.
Chief jackie : Who ? Him ? why he haz dun so much fur yu , helpin to fire that dickless manager of shit , over porno , why he kin just joint in , heh heh heh. ( jackie looks at the stranger ) Here boy , light one up , let'z party !
Stranger : Is'nt this illegal ?
chief jackie : Oh of course not. I'm the law and JJ here is Franklin's God. JJ , how di yu mak that blogg go away ?
JJ : ( smiling at the stranger ) I'll never tell
Stranger : ( also smiling from the effects of the smoke ) I don't know what y'all 'r talkin 'bout.
