AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Today's gknews in The Tennessean - Gus Tomlinson , complains about us Americans , to us Americans , that us Americans , are spending more on animal health care , than on us Americans. Yes , animals , you know , them things called pets. Well , so what ? Those things , those animals , are u.s. Americans too , right ?
Let me ask you sumthin , Gus - why is this planet at war today ? The answer is a simple one and since you don't know , I'll tell you. CIA. Do you know , who the CIA are ,Gus ? They are " THE " crazy , religious , u.s. American fanatic extremists , with WMDs. aka : Christians In Action !
Let me ask you another sumthin , Gus - why do so many of us Americans , favor their u.s. pets , over other u.s. Americans ? Here's the short list of reasons why :

Their u.s. pets won't lie to them
Their u.s. pets won't steal from them
Their u.s. pets won't kill them
Their u.s. pets give love when loved
Their u.s. pet won't accuse them of looking at puter porno

OK Gus , have you learned anything , today ? Now do you understand why some of us Americans care more about their real u.s. American friends , than their other " u.s. American friends " ?

Tell you what , Gus , give yourself a u.s. pet and see the love evolve. Try it Gus , you might like it :)