Thursday, February 14, 2008
Headley is Gone
Franklin , Tennessee - BVD read the paper aloud to allow Jerry to watch his cartoons this morning
BVD : The Tennessean says , " Ass long ass Headley was charged with felony offenses , he had no choice butt to stay in office and fight. To resign would have been an admission that he was guilty of a felony. "
Jerry : Say what ?
BVD : Yep. Look Jerry , America has become dysfunctional in the law department. Lawyers know this , because they are responsible. Now , do you understand Headley's law breaking tactics ?
Jerry : OK , let's see if I do. I'm the law. Therefore , I can do ass I please.
BVD : Yep.
Jerry : So , why all the fuss ? Why were people so determined to bring him down ?
BVD : Well , it's like this , Headley had an illegal stash of thousands of pills. OK ? He was'nt sharing them. OK ?
Jerry : So , if Headley had been spreading the wealth , so to speak , those other people , like jackie , would have looked the other way , so to speak.
BVD : Exactly.
Jerry : Soooooooo , let me get this straight. Headley remained in office to appear innocent. Butt , if he resigned his office , he would be found guilty. Butt , at the last minute , to keep himself out of jail , he admitted he really was guilty , which is the reason he resigned anyway.
BVD : Now you're catching on. Heh heh heh heh.
Jerry : So , today , the law is all about , " leverage " ?
BVD : You're learning :)
Jerry : So , does this mean , every person Headley incarcerated and put behind bars , can now get their charges dropped , get their record cleaned and they can get a " Get Out of Jail " card for free
BVD : Under the present " dysfunctional " situation , yes they can.
Jerry : And what about the other people who were arrested with Headley ? They have'nt had their day in court , yet.
BVD : For the law to be fair and equal , they would have to receive the same sentence , Headley received
Jerry : Butt , butt , butt , they are'nt sheriffs and they can't sing God's gospel
BVD : So , who said everyone was blessed equally ? It's the law that needs to be equal to everyone
Jerry : Butt , America's Constitution says " All men are created equal "
BVD : Damn it Jerry ! That damn piece of paper is proof , that America is dysfunctional
Jerry : ?
BVD : Look , the " men " writing the constitution owned other men , because those " men " were considered inferior and therefore , they were not equal. So , where's your equality now ? How do you think President Bush gets around the law ? Jerry , you have to understand " THE " one primary law , about the law governing our country , and keep in mind , this will probably never change. You are either inside the circle of the law , or you're an outsider. All of the laws in this country pertain to someone , butt , not to everyone. Headley , has proven this fact , for all of us to see
BVD : The Tennessean says , " Ass long ass Headley was charged with felony offenses , he had no choice butt to stay in office and fight. To resign would have been an admission that he was guilty of a felony. "
Jerry : Say what ?
BVD : Yep. Look Jerry , America has become dysfunctional in the law department. Lawyers know this , because they are responsible. Now , do you understand Headley's law breaking tactics ?
Jerry : OK , let's see if I do. I'm the law. Therefore , I can do ass I please.
BVD : Yep.
Jerry : So , why all the fuss ? Why were people so determined to bring him down ?
BVD : Well , it's like this , Headley had an illegal stash of thousands of pills. OK ? He was'nt sharing them. OK ?
Jerry : So , if Headley had been spreading the wealth , so to speak , those other people , like jackie , would have looked the other way , so to speak.
BVD : Exactly.
Jerry : Soooooooo , let me get this straight. Headley remained in office to appear innocent. Butt , if he resigned his office , he would be found guilty. Butt , at the last minute , to keep himself out of jail , he admitted he really was guilty , which is the reason he resigned anyway.
BVD : Now you're catching on. Heh heh heh heh.
Jerry : So , today , the law is all about , " leverage " ?
BVD : You're learning :)
Jerry : So , does this mean , every person Headley incarcerated and put behind bars , can now get their charges dropped , get their record cleaned and they can get a " Get Out of Jail " card for free
BVD : Under the present " dysfunctional " situation , yes they can.
Jerry : And what about the other people who were arrested with Headley ? They have'nt had their day in court , yet.
BVD : For the law to be fair and equal , they would have to receive the same sentence , Headley received
Jerry : Butt , butt , butt , they are'nt sheriffs and they can't sing God's gospel
BVD : So , who said everyone was blessed equally ? It's the law that needs to be equal to everyone
Jerry : Butt , America's Constitution says " All men are created equal "
BVD : Damn it Jerry ! That damn piece of paper is proof , that America is dysfunctional
Jerry : ?
BVD : Look , the " men " writing the constitution owned other men , because those " men " were considered inferior and therefore , they were not equal. So , where's your equality now ? How do you think President Bush gets around the law ? Jerry , you have to understand " THE " one primary law , about the law governing our country , and keep in mind , this will probably never change. You are either inside the circle of the law , or you're an outsider. All of the laws in this country pertain to someone , butt , not to everyone. Headley , has proven this fact , for all of us to see
