Thursday, February 21, 2008
JJ Triez A'gin
Franklin , Tennessee - last night , the citizens of Franklin , stood nervously outside , watching the sky , ass the moon went into full eclipse. This was the final warning from God , the world was coming to an end.
Virginia : Hey Jerry. Cool it , will ya ?
Jerry : Hm ? What ?
Virginia : You are over doing it with the story telling
Jerry : Butt , butt , this is Jay Johnson I'm talking about , dear. You saw what happened on live TV last night. You also looked out the window and saw our neighbors , looking up into the sky , shaking and quivering.
Virginia : Jerry , It was reeeeaally cold last night. That's why they were shivering. And , they were watching the moon eclipse. AND , that is not some dire warning from God , that this world is coming to an end.
Jerry : So , you were'nt watching CNN last night ?
Virginia : Ha ha ha , nooo silly , I was also outside watching the eclipse. I have'nt seen one before.
Jerry : So , you missed it then
Virginia : Missed what ?
Jerry : Jay Johnson tried his hand at reporting the news. Ya see , he's still outta wurk
Virginia : Um , no , I did'nt see him
Jerry : Watch this video
Virginia : Ohhh noo ! Jerry , maybe , I mean , well , perhaps you're right , the world does'nt have much longer afterall
Jerry : Hm ?
Virginia : That JJ can't do anything right. Thank God He's gone from this town. Jerry , I don't understand. We are told that God made this world and he said it was good. Well ? Where's the good ? Why does it seem JJ is everywhere ? I mean , the people of Franklin still speak JJ's name , butt , they say it in a whisper. " sniff " Like they are afraid of something. " sniff " Why ? " sniff " What's happened to the good in this town or in this world ? It's like JJ has eclipsed the life out of this place. Tell me , Jerry , where has all the good gone ?
Jerry : Well Virginia , there really is a Santa Claus and he still lives. However , this world must have balance and that's what JJ's purpose in life is all about.
Virginia : I don't understand.
Jerry : If we had good all around us , we would never experience the darkness , because this world could'nt rotate on it's axis. So , Jay Johnson stepped in and gave us the dark side of life and in doing so , The City of Franklin and even the world , have balance
Virginia : So , is JJ the reason , this world wobbles as it turns on it's axis?
Jerry : Hmmmm , I'll have to think on that one
Virginia : Hey Jerry. Cool it , will ya ?
Jerry : Hm ? What ?
Virginia : You are over doing it with the story telling
Jerry : Butt , butt , this is Jay Johnson I'm talking about , dear. You saw what happened on live TV last night. You also looked out the window and saw our neighbors , looking up into the sky , shaking and quivering.
Virginia : Jerry , It was reeeeaally cold last night. That's why they were shivering. And , they were watching the moon eclipse. AND , that is not some dire warning from God , that this world is coming to an end.
Jerry : So , you were'nt watching CNN last night ?
Virginia : Ha ha ha , nooo silly , I was also outside watching the eclipse. I have'nt seen one before.
Jerry : So , you missed it then
Virginia : Missed what ?
Jerry : Jay Johnson tried his hand at reporting the news. Ya see , he's still outta wurk
Virginia : Um , no , I did'nt see him
Jerry : Watch this video
Virginia : Ohhh noo ! Jerry , maybe , I mean , well , perhaps you're right , the world does'nt have much longer afterall
Jerry : Hm ?
Virginia : That JJ can't do anything right. Thank God He's gone from this town. Jerry , I don't understand. We are told that God made this world and he said it was good. Well ? Where's the good ? Why does it seem JJ is everywhere ? I mean , the people of Franklin still speak JJ's name , butt , they say it in a whisper. " sniff " Like they are afraid of something. " sniff " Why ? " sniff " What's happened to the good in this town or in this world ? It's like JJ has eclipsed the life out of this place. Tell me , Jerry , where has all the good gone ?
Jerry : Well Virginia , there really is a Santa Claus and he still lives. However , this world must have balance and that's what JJ's purpose in life is all about.
Virginia : I don't understand.
Jerry : If we had good all around us , we would never experience the darkness , because this world could'nt rotate on it's axis. So , Jay Johnson stepped in and gave us the dark side of life and in doing so , The City of Franklin and even the world , have balance
Virginia : So , is JJ the reason , this world wobbles as it turns on it's axis?
Jerry : Hmmmm , I'll have to think on that one
