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Vanderbilt University - BVD was all excited after seeing a letter being sent out , showing the latest student housing upgrades

BVD : Jerry , have you seen this ?
Jerry : Hm. , Nope. , So ?
BVD : Vandy is giving those gays everything these days
Jerry : So what ?
BVD : Those gay people give me the creeps
Jerry : Yeah ?
BVD : Yeah , like , oh yeah
Jerry : I see. Why ?
BVD : Oh , you know
Jerry : No , I don't know
BVD : Oh you know you know
Jerry : No , so just tell me , OK ?
BVD : They aint right
Jerry : Hm ? Are you saying they fart differently ?
BVD : No
Jerry : Do they quack like a person ?
BVD : Ha , yes , they quack like a person
Jerry : Do they walk on 2 legs ?
BVD : Ha ha ha , yes , they walk on 2 legs , butt , they are still different
Jerry : How do you know ? Have you had a gay experience ?
BVD : Hm , er , ah , no , no I have'nt , butt
Jerry : No butts. If you've got nuthin on them , why make a big deal out of it ?
BVD : ? Butt , look it here. These toilets that Vanderbilt is installing for LAMBDA students.
Jerry : Yeah ? Well , what about all those Hollywood bathrooms being installed in new homes , here in Franklin ?
BVD : ? Hm ?
Jerry : Yeah. And what about those double toilet systems that face each other , so couples can shit and fuck at the same time ?
BVD : What ?
Jerry : Yeah , there's no " what " about it. Those double unit toilets allow Franklin's rich and famous , to accomplish more , in a days time. Where you been lately , BVD ?
BVD : I was out of town with da mayor , doing God's work , while avoiding this place.