AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

BVD heard about Ebay shutting down my 2 listings because I did not accept PayPal payments. Some how , BVD got to talk with John Donahue , Ebay's President'e Marketplaces

BVD : John , what the fuck's up with cancelling Jerry's listings
John : I don't care 4 Ur language
BVD : Is that your answer ?
John : It's like this BVD. Anyone selling on Ebay , will use PayPal and that's THAT ! Got it ?
BVD : What happened to Americans being free and having freedom of choice on things ?
John : They still have freedom of choice. Americans are free to use Ebay , or , they can choose to go some where else.
BVD : I don't understand this. You removed Jerry's listings without contacting him first , to tell him how he had violated Ebay's policies. You took his listings fees and you won't allow him to relist unless he pays you again. What's going on ?
John : Look , Ebay is a 35 BILLION dollar monster. Now that Ebay is one of the big boys now , we don't really need the little people.
BVD : Is that why you charge more for items selling under 25 dollars ?
John : Heh heh heh heh heh , you know it is. Look here again. Ebay is going classy now and we are sick and tired of people using us for their garage sales. So , we are now taking more of their pennies , which , by the way , add$ up to billion$ of dollar$ for us. Heh heh heh heh heh
BVD : I understand now. All those yard sales have made Ebay so big , their sphincter got left behind.