Saturday, March 29, 2008
How Does He Do That
Franklin , Tennessee - BVD had been nosing around my desk again and found a sealed envelope.
BVD : What is this ?
Jerry : Hm , look's like an envelope to me
BVD : Ha , Ha , Ha , no kidding. It was lying on your desk , buried. I've noticed it has sat there for several years now and I was just wondering.
Jerry : Well , what does it say ?
BVD : It says , hmmm , President Bush predictions March 2001 and this thing is sealed up tight
Jerry : Yep , it is.
BVD : OK , what is this ?
Jerry : Well , ok , open it. Go on.
BVD : ( like a child on Christmas , BVD tears open the envelope ) Hm , it says " Jerry's predictions for Bush's time in office. Bush will be re elected. Bush will put this country into a hole so deep , he/we can't see daylight. Bush will get U.S. into a war we can't win. Bush will appear to be a moron during his 2nd term. People will ask , " Are we better off with Bush now , than before he took office " America will continue to go along , without a new direction in space , while Bush says we go back to the moon , without a means to get there. Gas prices will exceed 3 dollars before Bush leaves his White House.
BVD : How do you know this ? I mean , how ? I know for a fact , this thing has laid here ever since when. I mean , this was buried under your junk. How do you do this ?
Jerry : Predicting about Bush was easy.
BVD : What ? How ?
Jerry : I read up on him before he took the House. That's how.
BVD : What ?
Jerry : Yep. Did you know , Bush is not a Texan ? He moved there on advice , that was where the really big Republican money piles were. Did you know , he tried to become rich by ripping off those , who were already rich ?
BVD : What ?
Jerry : Yep. That business failed too. I suggest you read up on him. He's a real piece of work. And you know what ? America got what it deserves for voting for him. Enjoy !
BVD : Jerry , how did you know ?
Jerry : History always repeats itself and Bush is no exception. Again , go read up on him.
BVD : What is this ?
Jerry : Hm , look's like an envelope to me
BVD : Ha , Ha , Ha , no kidding. It was lying on your desk , buried. I've noticed it has sat there for several years now and I was just wondering.
Jerry : Well , what does it say ?
BVD : It says , hmmm , President Bush predictions March 2001 and this thing is sealed up tight
Jerry : Yep , it is.
BVD : OK , what is this ?
Jerry : Well , ok , open it. Go on.
BVD : ( like a child on Christmas , BVD tears open the envelope ) Hm , it says " Jerry's predictions for Bush's time in office. Bush will be re elected. Bush will put this country into a hole so deep , he/we can't see daylight. Bush will get U.S. into a war we can't win. Bush will appear to be a moron during his 2nd term. People will ask , " Are we better off with Bush now , than before he took office " America will continue to go along , without a new direction in space , while Bush says we go back to the moon , without a means to get there. Gas prices will exceed 3 dollars before Bush leaves his White House.
BVD : How do you know this ? I mean , how ? I know for a fact , this thing has laid here ever since when. I mean , this was buried under your junk. How do you do this ?
Jerry : Predicting about Bush was easy.
BVD : What ? How ?
Jerry : I read up on him before he took the House. That's how.
BVD : What ?
Jerry : Yep. Did you know , Bush is not a Texan ? He moved there on advice , that was where the really big Republican money piles were. Did you know , he tried to become rich by ripping off those , who were already rich ?
BVD : What ?
Jerry : Yep. That business failed too. I suggest you read up on him. He's a real piece of work. And you know what ? America got what it deserves for voting for him. Enjoy !
BVD : Jerry , how did you know ?
Jerry : History always repeats itself and Bush is no exception. Again , go read up on him.
