Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Tim Taylor fer Sheriff
Franklin , Tennessee - when BVD heard about Tim Taylor planning to run for Williamson County Sheriff , he had breakfast with him.
BVD : Tim , what's with you wanting to be sheriff ?
Tim Taylor : Well BVD , you know me. I've got all those years in law enforcement and besides , I'm still a spring chicken with many more years left in me.
BVD : Ha ha ha , that's a good one , Tim. So , what will you run on , your good looks ?
T.T. : Ha ha ha , that's a good one , BVD. No , I'll run on the fact I have'nt been caught hoarding LorTabs.
BVD : Ha ha ha another one , Tim , ha ha ha. Butt , you've been in trouble. You were quietly fired from Franklin Police Department ,
T.T. : Hey , WHOA there friend , that's water under the bridge
BVD : That may be , butt , still , you WERE fired and your personnel file was closed and sealed to keep prying eyes out of it.
T.T. : Well then , you've got nothing on me , do you ?
BVD : It's a well known fact you are a thief.
T.T.: Hey , can you prove that ?
BVD : Don't have to. People of Franklin know their police department is a band of thieves.
T.T. : Oh , yeah , I had forgot that. Hmmmm.
BVD : Were'nt you involved in an investigation about 2 guys raping a local girl
T.T. : Yeah and no one found those pictures , so , there was'nt any evidence.
BVD : Butt why ? The girl was raped and you refused to have a rape kit used on her body. Why not ? Were you afraid there was eveidence ?
T.T. : Look , people said there were pictures. There were none found. Case closed.
BVD : OK. Where are those pictures ?
T.T. : I hid them in the property room , er , I mean
BVD : Are they in the same place you hid all of those kiddie porn pics ?
T.T. : What ?
BVD : You heard me. Jay Johnson found them and he was known to go in there to masturbate while looking at them.
T.T. : Yeah ? So ? What about it ? Besides ,
BVD : Damn it Tim ! Let's get to the point here. What makes you think , the people want you for sheriff ?
T.T. : Simple. This Great State of Tennessee , has a long and fruitful history of crooked sheriffs and I want my name on that list :) I feel the evidence shows I'm an excellent candidate.
BVD : Tim , what's with you wanting to be sheriff ?
Tim Taylor : Well BVD , you know me. I've got all those years in law enforcement and besides , I'm still a spring chicken with many more years left in me.
BVD : Ha ha ha , that's a good one , Tim. So , what will you run on , your good looks ?
T.T. : Ha ha ha , that's a good one , BVD. No , I'll run on the fact I have'nt been caught hoarding LorTabs.
BVD : Ha ha ha another one , Tim , ha ha ha. Butt , you've been in trouble. You were quietly fired from Franklin Police Department ,
T.T. : Hey , WHOA there friend , that's water under the bridge
BVD : That may be , butt , still , you WERE fired and your personnel file was closed and sealed to keep prying eyes out of it.
T.T. : Well then , you've got nothing on me , do you ?
BVD : It's a well known fact you are a thief.
T.T.: Hey , can you prove that ?
BVD : Don't have to. People of Franklin know their police department is a band of thieves.
T.T. : Oh , yeah , I had forgot that. Hmmmm.
BVD : Were'nt you involved in an investigation about 2 guys raping a local girl
T.T. : Yeah and no one found those pictures , so , there was'nt any evidence.
BVD : Butt why ? The girl was raped and you refused to have a rape kit used on her body. Why not ? Were you afraid there was eveidence ?
T.T. : Look , people said there were pictures. There were none found. Case closed.
BVD : OK. Where are those pictures ?
T.T. : I hid them in the property room , er , I mean
BVD : Are they in the same place you hid all of those kiddie porn pics ?
T.T. : What ?
BVD : You heard me. Jay Johnson found them and he was known to go in there to masturbate while looking at them.
T.T. : Yeah ? So ? What about it ? Besides ,
BVD : Damn it Tim ! Let's get to the point here. What makes you think , the people want you for sheriff ?
T.T. : Simple. This Great State of Tennessee , has a long and fruitful history of crooked sheriffs and I want my name on that list :) I feel the evidence shows I'm an excellent candidate.
