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Vanderbilt University - Vandy has announced their new Commode-a-dore in Chancellor , Provost Zeppos

BVD : Vandy can't do this shit. They can't
Jerry : Hm ? Vandy can't do what ?
BVD : Vandy has hired one of their own cronies to become their new chancellor.
Jerry : Yeah ? Um , so ?
BVD : Look , historically speaking , many people here , have applied for higher positions within the university and they could'nt even fill out an application because they were already Vanderbilt.
Jerry : You don't get it , do you BVD.
BVD : Get what ?
Jerry : Vanderbilt can do anything they please.
BVD : How's that ?
Jerry : Vandy getz so many billions of dollars from our government every year , they already think they are a part of our government ya see and add that to the fact , our government's leaders like President Bush , ignores our constitution and our laws and , well , there you have it.
BVD : Butt , butt , this is soooo wrong.
Jerry : Look , no one was looking for a right , OK ? Vandy was looking for money and Zeppos will deliver.
BVD : Yeah , right , like Vanderbilt is going broke.
Jerry : No , it's not like that. Ya see , it's always better to spend someone else's money , than to spend your own. Zeppos knows how to free people from their over weighted pockets.
BVD : Now that's a diet plan.
Jerry : You would think a doctor would have thought of that.
BVD : A doctor did think of that. Remember Frist ?
Jerry : Oh , yeah.
BVD : Have you read the article ?
Jerry : No
BVD : It says Zeppos is looking for leadership from the students. Ha ha ha ha
Jerry : Well , that's not surprising , considering that Vanderbilt does'nt have any leadership anyway and besides , the students are paying for the privilege to be here. There's nuthin wrong with free leadership , eh ?
BVD : No , if it's free , Vanderbilt will hog it.
Jerry : Well , that would explain why Professor Bowers hangs around the coeds
BVD : Hm , what , ha ha ha , is he giving out free grades again ?
Jerry : Ha ha ha , nope , free samples , ha ha ha
BVD : Ooooo , yuck , are the girls at Vandy , that hard up ?
Jerry : Makes ya wonder.